Yapparister

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Yapparister's Story #1
07 Mar 2018

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This weekend, I went to Windsor and met the Queen. I have not been invited to meet the queen at Windsor before and so this weekend was no exception; except that I passed within one foot of her Majesty, and smiled politely as she, stamp-like, smiled back. I don't think she recognised me - she probably just smiles at everyone, but it was a special moment. So special I almost forgot about the rant I'd been having earlier to my Dad, about how ridiculous it was charging £19.30 to go and have a look around the Castle. A Castle that is financed by the taxes I pay! And so I have decided to follow-suit and will be opening up my house and garden at the following rates: Friends & Family:  Free entry Royalty: £19.30 (plus VAT) Celebrities: By prior appointment only. (Cost of entry fee dependent on how we rate you.) Open to the general public, Sundays and bank-holidays only. Entry fee... (if you have to ask, you can't afford it!) Please note - availability of parking is limited - and the neighbours will get upset if you park in front of their houses - even if you are Royalty!
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